If there is one thing that I have a serious passion for other than the celebs it is staying young. Course I think that everyone would love to look as young as they possibly can. That is why I am currently on a search for the best eye cream on the market. I am starting to get a couple of little wrinkles around my eyes and that can not happen. If anyone knows what works, let me know.

I was just looking at a celebrity home and saw the most beautiful kitchen I have ever laid eyes on. It made me walk into my kitchen and think to myself, why not? Why can’t I have a nice kitchen like that too? Well, I am going for it. I am going to remodel everything from the tiles to the sink. I think when I am done it might just be good enough to go on one of those magazine covers.

I may be a little different than most out there. I know most ladies don’t like the scent of cigars and are offended by the smell and all but I kind of like it. Maybe it has something to do with spending so much time around my grandpa and all his discount cigars when I was growing up that the scent just reminds me of him. Either way, I think they smell nice.

So the other day I was shopping in my favorite store finding the absolute best deals out there when suddenly I bump into my nemesis. You know what I am talking about, we all have one in one form or another. She literally bumped into me right next to the register like she didn’t see me. I swear I wanted to reach over the counter, grab one of the barcode scanners sitting there and hit her with it.

I know that celebrities have to have health care, they have all the money in the world so why wouldn’t they. They are more independent contractors than actual employees though so I assume that they would have to get it for themselves. It just makes me wonder when you have all the money in the world what type of health care do they get? Do they have Blue Advantage or Blue Shield? HMO or PPO? I think I need to start asking around.

Celebrities have some of the biggest houses that I have ever seen. The thing is that typically it is just one or two people living in them too. I mean its not like they have a big family that requires 10 bedrooms, except Brangelina of course who may need a bigger house soon. I bet their mades are so busy with all those rooms. That’s where those central vacuum system things come in real handy instead of taking the vacuum from one side of the house to the other.

I have a very nice macbook pro. A very high end professional computer and the truth is that I am a nobody in the world of who is who. So that makes me wonder what types of computers the celebrities use. Do they have cute little computers that look like a LV briefcase or do they work with a big old massive looking industrial computer? Hmmmm, maybe both?

If you think that you have a great home theater system you have got to check out some of the celebrity systems that are out there. It is absolutely insane how incredible some of these systems are that they have. They don’t have 5.1 digital surround, they have like 11.1 with so many speakers you can hear everything. Now that is what I am talking about, full on surround sound.

I have been looking into all of these new cell phones that are hitting the market. The thing is that most of them are basically the same phone with a few new features here and there. Some have one thing or another but they all have the same basic stuff. For the really cool features though you have to go out and get an unlocked phone. Those are the best.

Has anyone even ever heard of something like this. I was just looking at a celebrity home walk through and saw that they had a walk in bath. I have never seen one of these before and I have to say that it is the coolest thing I have ever seen. I so want one now. Man, it must be nice to have all that money.