Elisha Cuthbert’s ex-boyfriend, Sean Avery of the Dallas Stars hockey team has been suspended indefinitely after calling Elisha Cuthert his “sloppy seconds,” reports the Toronto Sun. To be fair, Elisha is currently dating her THIRD NHL player boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames, and before Avery, she dated Mike Komisarek of the Montreal Canadiens. My question here is why does his comment have anything to do with his ability to play the game. Since when do sports associations suspend players for insulting their ex girlfriends. Hell, NFL players commit actual crimes and play the next Sunday.